How to be a Jerk

If you live in a gated apartment complex where there are no visitor parking spaces inside the gates, tell your visitors to go ahead and park in any empty space anyway. Nobody will care. Nobody else is paying money every month to live in your complex and have a parking space. Nobody matters but you. The whole universe revolves around you. Did you know that?

One Response to “How to be a Jerk”

  1. Rebecca Says:

    Yes, I knew that. I was just worried that you didn’t know. (Checking off “Universe complete” from my Christmas list)

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